You run it.
Everything on this page, live in minutes. 25p a ticket, flat, and the whole thing stays in your hands.
Start free →Comedy shows
Comedy ticketing, from the back room to the big tour.
25p a ticket, flat. Guest lists, door scanning, and a direct line to the regulars who fill the room every month.
The club
Every comedy night, the same bits.
Run a comedy night for a while and it's the same few gremlins every time.
The booking fee costs your crowd more than their first drink, and they notice it before the compere's even on.
The guest list is scattered between the promoter, the acts, their plus-ones, and a few DMs you half-remember agreeing to.
You've built a monthly night with loyal regulars, and no clean way to tell them the next one's on sale.
Sound familiar? Every one of these has a fix. Here's the kit.
Built for the club and the tour
Built for the club, the tour and the regulars.
A Pro tag marks a Pro-plan feature, included for everyone at the 25p Core price for the launch of Ticket Monkey 2.0.
Guest list & comps.
Comps for the acts, their plus-ones and the promoter, managed in one place. Comp categories and caps on Pro.
Door scanning app.
iOS and Android, free. Find someone by name on the door when their phone has died.
Customer app + push notifications.
The next show, sent straight to everyone who came to the last one. No ad spend.
Discount codes.
Codes for the mailing list, the students, the office Christmas do. Track what each one shifts.
Tour dates & duplicate shows Pro
Clone last month's setup for the next date, or roll out a whole run of tour dates in minutes.
Twickets resale.
When someone can't make it, they pass the ticket on at face value, not to a tout.
The fee
25p per ticket. You decide who pays it.
Flat, including VAT. The lowest published standard fee of any UK ticketing platform. No contracts, no monthly fees, no credit packs. You see the maths before you list a single ticket.
Run the numbers →A
Absorb it.
Take the 25p out of every ticket. Buyer pays face value, full stop.
B
Pass it on.
Add the 25p to the buyer's total. You keep 100% of the face value.
C
Set custom fees.
Buyer-side fees to cover the 25p, Stripe processing and anything else you want to bake in.
No catch
Cheaper than the cheap ones.
Better than the good ones.
Best platform. The lowest published standard fee of any UK ticketing platform. We know how it sounds.
See how we compare →and yes… it's f**king good.
Two ways to run it
Run it yourself, or bring us in.
We run it with you.
Some events want more than software. Our people plan, staff and run ticketing with you, from first on-sale to final scan.
Gates, box office, guest lists and attendee customer service, handled by our team.
See Managed →Comedy ticketing FAQs
From the green room.
How much does comedy show ticketing cost?
25p per ticket, flat, including VAT. Absorb it, pass it on, or set a custom fee. That's the self-serve rate. If you'd rather we ran it for you, Managed is a custom quote.
Can I run a guest list for the acts?
Yes. Comps for the acts, their plus-ones and the promoter, all in one place. On Pro, categories with caps so no single list runs away with itself.
What do fans pay in booking fees?
Your call. Absorb the 25p and they pay face value, or pass it on and they pay 25p. Either way it's the lowest published standard fee of any UK ticketing platform.
Can I tell people who came to the last show about the next one?
Yes. Tickets live in the customer app, and push notifications reach your past audience directly. No ad spend.
Can I set up a run of tour dates?
Yes. On Pro, duplicate an existing show to spin up the next date fast, each with its own on-sale and capacity.
Can we do reserved seating?
Yes. Pick-your-seat maps are built in on Pro: buyers choose their exact seat on a plan of your room. Bespoke layouts are part of Managed.
When do I get paid?
As you sell, directly into your own Stripe account. We never hold your funds.
More event types
Running something else too?
Ready when
you are.
Three minutes to set up. Five minutes to your first ticket on sale. No card required to start. No contract to sign. If we're not the right fit, close the tab and we'll never know.